If anyone out there is craving a D&D like rpg but doesn’t care for D&D for whatever reasons (like, say, you don’t care for the rules heavy nature of it,) but also doesn’t want to play an “old school” game that’s missing big important parts of its rules or uses a weird antiquated system, might I suggest this gem?
I’ve been able to run it about a half dozen times now and its fantastic. The rules are simple and easy to learn but there’s a lot of complexity in the system. It has a lot of modern sensibilities without being bogged down with rules (like a better morality system, a simple system to encourage roleplaying, more logical but simpler stats, etc.) My players have really enjoyed it.
Some things that people used to 3.5/pf and 4e might not like: it’s VERY lethal, hit points dont raise with level and weapons can do significant damage. Specialty abilities start out very weak. The abilities in the game are intentionally broad and generic which allows players a lot of flexibility but can be difficult for someone used to more precise systems.
But its a game that focuses on fun roleplaying and not system mastery, but has enough crunch to have fun battles and player growth.
More people should play it so the studio gets more money and can make more supplements for it.
Also it uses percentiles and dice curves instead of d20s, which is awesome cuz d20s are the worst.
1- I am glorious above all things 2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored 3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine 4- Show displeasure clearly. 5- NO 6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time. 7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? POC getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you
America doesn’t seem that terribly horrible when you live here day to day and you’ve known nothing else but when somebody says something like this it fucks you up really good.
I am so totally not kidding when I say I’m worried about you guys, and when I’m putting Republicans (which I kinda osmose with all the Tea Partiers, Rightist nuts, White Supremacists, Ultra-religious, Gun nuts, Quiverfullists, anti-abortionists, capitalist fatcats, etc. ) on the same list as earthquakes, huricanes and tornadoes, disasters which I’m afraid might befall you.
i think my main problem w high fantasy elves is that they often take their template from tolkien elves, which are elves designed to compliment/”fit in” with classic english (notions of) forests, while as an aussie my idea of forests are
and i dont know about you guys but they just give me a really different feel as to the types of elves that would live there
ok this would be a really cool project to design a bunch of elves for all the different kinds of forests
imagine bony mangrove swamp elves with big webby fingers and toes and short salt-crusted hair, or the elves of the pacific northwest rainforests who are big fat bastards in cedarbark cloaks and bearskins
I feel the OP so much. I’ve also grown up on a diet of books/media that would always have forests of oaks and other huge, leafy trees in which one could climb, or hide behind, and with enough space between trees for unicorns to cavort… And then I’d look around me while at our forest camp and see this:
Conifers, conifers and more conifers (with an occasional white birch to liven things up) as far as the eye can see, and not even pretty ones; mostly ugly black spruces whose branches look dead and needle-less until two-thirds their height. …and with occasional wet areas/swamps/bogs where the trees get even creepier
Good luck hiding a magical Elven city in the treetops of these, heck, good luck just walking in there without getting your long flowing Elven locks snarled in the tangle of sharp, barbed spruce branches everywhere.
I mean, the boreal forest also has great beauty:
But it’s a far cry from what I’ve always seen represented in the books I’d read and the movies I’d watch and the illustrations I’d see…
So when I’d draw my fantasy stories I’d draw oaks and shit even tough I’d never saw one that hadn’t been planted by humans in their backyard or the such… I would mix in a few conifers too, but, yeah…
do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell… yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top and frown and be like “aw hell” and finally just change into like jeans and a tee bc one day you will wear that rockin outfit but today is not that day
This is the saddest and accurate thing I have ever read.
Perfume vs. Scatman John, Takenobu Mitsuyoshi, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Rihanna, Will Smith, Nirvana, Iyaz, LMFAO, Backstreet Boys, Destiny’s Child, Shakedown, Ciara, Kevin Lyttle, Pitbull, The Jackson 5, Motorhead, Takenobu Mitsuyoshi (again - he’s fearless), Kelly Clarkson, Jessie J, Carly Rae Jepsen, Lady Gaga, Queen, Calvin Harris, Sisqo and Daft Punk
T thing/ explain to me why Norwegian has two written languages.
psssh why you need t thing WHEN YOU HAVE ME??
Long ago the three Scandinavian countries lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the black plague attacked!
Norway was hit especially hard, the plague killed one third of the entire population. And who did the plague completely wipe out? Educated people. Because educated people, pastors, doctors, etc. are usually in a job where they help the sick or bury the dead. And what happens when you’re constantly around a bunch of sick people? You get sick too!
So because Norway was suddenly so much weaker, both economically and martially, and even academically, they decided to join up with Denmark.
An this is where Norway ceased to be a country. The great strong and fearsome viking kings were all but forgotten. Centuries of unions under either Sweden or Denmark had robbed Norway of land they had once conquered, like Greenland, Iceland, the Faeroe Islands, Skaania. All we had left was a thin strip of coast, Svalbard and Jan Mayen.
But then, 400 years later, the age of National Romance happened. Suddenly being nationalistic was a good thing. And the Norwegian people remembered who they once were. Norway was the poorest country in Europe. All the universities were in Denmark. All education was in Danish. If you were someone, you spoke Danish, not that barbaric noise called “Norwegian”. There is no Norwegian nobility, only Danish.
Suddenly France is on fire.
The Americans are declaring independence
Such beauty. Such impress. Such national pride to the people and for the people!
Then Napoleon came along and pulled all of Europe into war.
Denmark joined on Napoleon’s side
Sweden, who has never gotten along with Denmark, backed England up
When England won, Sweden, as one of the winners, wanted Norway
And in the one brief week, between Denmark relinquishing its hold and Sweden taking over, the Norwegians saw their chance and took it.
A couple politicians stuck their heads together and wrote a constitution in only a handful of days. This constitution was heavily influenced by the French one written during the revolution, as well as the American Declaration of Independence. The constitution declared Norway as an independent country, and ever since that day, May 17th, 1814, 17th of May has been known as the Norwegian Constitution day, our national holiday.
Unfortunately, however, the Swedes were not persuaded by a silly little piece of paper and took over anyway, but hey. We tried.
Luckily they were much more lax than the Danes and let Norway basically rule themselves, as long as they followed the law of the Swedish king.
The Norwegians never forgot their brief moment of supposed victory though, and only a generation or two later they staged one of the most peaceful freedom wars in known history and Sweden went “well fuck you, you can have that damn country of yours! Just leave us alone”
sixty years later we found oil and became the richest country in the world but that has nothing to do with the language
ANYWAY, so Sweden left Norway basically to its own devices, and the Norwegians decided they no longer wanted Danish to be the main language. They wanted Norwegian. Problem is, at that time, after 400 years of rule, there was no such thing as anything specifically Norwegian. So they had a dilemma.
One guy, Knud Knudsen, took the structure of the Danish language and mixed it with what he heard the people speak around him. He called it Bokmål
This other guy, this slightly more nationalistic guy, Ivar Aasen (we like him), travelled around the country and found the most isolated farms and villages. The places that had not been touched and influenced by the Danish rule over the past 400 years. These were the thickest and most unique dialects and accents. He mixed them all together and created Nynorsk.
Bokmål means Book-language and Nynorsk means New-Norwegian
Fun fact: They actually held a vote deciding what to name these two languages and Nynorsk & Bokmål won over Dansk-Norsk (Danish-Norwegian) & Norsk (Norwegian) by ONE SINGLE VOTE.
So here they had a problem
'Cause you see Nynorsk was something that was REALLY Norwegian. Something the nationalists had been pining after for decades, centuries. And it was easy to learn for those whose lives hadn't been ruled by Danish language for as long as they could remember.
But Bokmål was a mix of two languages, and you know what happens when you mix two languages: It is greatly simplified. This made it easy to learn and it was something “norwegian enough to pass”. It was much easier to go from Danish to Bokmål for those who lived in the cities and had written Danish all their lives.
And while Nynorsk was the one that embodied the goal of this whole language hunt, and the one most loved by the peasants, Bokmål as the “easy way out” for the people in the cities, for the educated politicians and journalists and doctors and pastors who spoke Danish, even though they identified as Norwegian
And this is where they came to a standstill
People who liked Nynorsk used it and refused to give it up for Bokmål
People who liked Bokmål used it and refused to give it up for Nynorsk
and.. well that brings us to today
Though over the years the two languages have slowly been drifting towards each other, becoming more and more alike, Bokmål has also been taking over because it is what is most commonly used in the media. Because the media originates in the cities after all.
Both T thing and I are partial to Nynorsk though we use Bokmål more often in daily life, simply because it is more practical.
And that is why Norwegian is actually two languages.