My Armor check penalty makes Tumbling very hard.

Sep 02

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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Aug 28

Anonymous said: FUCK YOUR PERPETUATION OF THE "BRONIES AREN'T REALLY OPPRESSED MYTH" YOU PRIVILEGED FUCKS. I COULDN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE OF MY BRONY ARMBAND.

gastrophobia:

choochoobear:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

"Just.. take the arm band off."

"THAT’S WHAT THE NON-MAGICAL SHEEPLE WANT ME TO DO!"

Star Trek fans are oppressed too. I went into a job interview wearing Spock ears and they LAUGHED at me and told me to go home!

How dare you tell me this isn’t work-appropriate attire?!?!

sharkhearted:

Tomorrow’s Value Village 50% off sale has me thinking about Halloween
How do I top last year’s Dot Matrix?

The only thing that would top that is Hexadecimal.

sharkhearted:

Tomorrow’s Value Village 50% off sale has me thinking about Halloween

How do I top last year’s Dot Matrix?

The only thing that would top that is Hexadecimal.

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Aug 21

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Aug 18

coelasquid:

celebrenithil:

coelasquid:

Boar is very lean and has more of a red-meat taste than I find pork to. I feel like it’s sort of a taste between pork tenderloin and beef. It’s one of the most delicious animals I’ve ever had, I’m not a pork fan but a love boar. I’ve never had ostrich before though so that one will be an adventure.

I’ve had an ostrich steak last month and it tasted just like, and that I swear, … moose.
…wait I realize this might not have been that helpful, you probably haven’t had moose either.

That is a fucking insulting thing to say to someone from Manitoba, I hope you realize.

I was addressing faceless-godess, not you, Coela. I looked at her stuff and grokked she was from down South, where I’m not sure they get the chance to eat moose.
Sorry about it being unclear who I was replying to.

coelasquid:

celebrenithil:

coelasquid:

Boar is very lean and has more of a red-meat taste than I find pork to. I feel like it’s sort of a taste between pork tenderloin and beef. It’s one of the most delicious animals I’ve ever had, I’m not a pork fan but a love boar. I’ve never had ostrich before though so that one will be an adventure.

I’ve had an ostrich steak last month and it tasted just like, and that I swear, … moose.

…wait I realize this might not have been that helpful, you probably haven’t had moose either.

That is a fucking insulting thing to say to someone from Manitoba, I hope you realize.

I was addressing faceless-godess, not you, Coela. I looked at her stuff and grokked she was from down South, where I’m not sure they get the chance to eat moose.

Sorry about it being unclear who I was replying to.

nekokoneco:

 I GOT A JOB, I START NEXT WEEK YESSSS

AAaaah congrats neko dearest!!!

glamaphonic:

i promise i will stop posting about garbage children in the jaime x brienne tag soon

but omg

sometimes i remember how

apparently ppl who ship jaime/brienne are just ugly girls who are projecting bcs they wish a hot guy would pay attention to them

i used to think it was an isolated incident, someone saying that absurdity

but then

they kept on coming back and saying it

so i realized it was actually a thing

multiple humans legitimately believe that entirety of a fanbase for a rather popular ship 

are all just ugly girls who have never known the touch of a handsome man

living vicariously thru brienne of tarth

what a world what a world

Joke’s on them: we are living vicariously thru Jaime because daym son it’s Brienne of Tarth who’s the real catch of all this story

(via brienneoftarth)

Aug 16

coelasquid:

Boar is very lean and has more of a red-meat taste than I find pork to. I feel like it’s sort of a taste between pork tenderloin and beef. It’s one of the most delicious animals I’ve ever had, I’m not a pork fan but a love boar. I’ve never had ostrich before though so that one will be an adventure.

I’ve had an ostrich steak last month and it tasted just like, and that I swear, … moose.
…wait I realize this might not have been that helpful, you probably haven’t had moose either.

coelasquid:

Boar is very lean and has more of a red-meat taste than I find pork to. I feel like it’s sort of a taste between pork tenderloin and beef. It’s one of the most delicious animals I’ve ever had, I’m not a pork fan but a love boar. I’ve never had ostrich before though so that one will be an adventure.

I’ve had an ostrich steak last month and it tasted just like, and that I swear, … moose.

…wait I realize this might not have been that helpful, you probably haven’t had moose either.

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rainbowreverie21:

chickenyaoi:

America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? POC getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you

America doesn’t seem that terribly horrible when you live here day to day and you’ve known nothing else but when somebody says something like this it fucks you up really good.

I am so totally not kidding when I say I’m worried about you guys, and when I’m putting Republicans (which I kinda osmose with all the Tea Partiers, Rightist nuts, White Supremacists, Ultra-religious, Gun nuts, Quiverfullists, anti-abortionists, capitalist fatcats, etc. ) on the same list as earthquakes, huricanes and tornadoes, disasters which I’m afraid might befall you.

(via timelocked-box)

roachpatrol:

daemoninwhite:

i think my main problem w high fantasy elves is that they often take their template from tolkien elves, which are elves designed to compliment/”fit in” with classic english (notions of) forests, while as an aussie my idea of forests are 

scrubland

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and rainforests

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and i dont know about you guys but they just give me a really different feel as to the types of elves that would live there

ok this would be a really cool project to design a bunch of elves for all the different kinds of forests

imagine bony mangrove swamp elves with big webby fingers and toes and short salt-crusted hair, or the elves of the pacific northwest rainforests who are big fat bastards in cedarbark cloaks and bearskins

I feel the OP so much. I’ve also grown up on a diet of books/media that would always have forests of oaks and other huge, leafy trees in which one could climb, or hide behind, and with enough space between trees for unicorns to cavort… And then I’d look around me while at our forest camp and see this:

Conifers, conifers  and more conifers (with an occasional white birch to liven things up) as far as the eye can see, and not even pretty ones; mostly ugly black spruces whose branches look dead and needle-less until two-thirds their height. …and with occasional wet areas/swamps/bogs where the trees get even creepier

Good luck hiding a magical Elven city in the treetops of these, heck, good luck just walking in there without getting your long flowing Elven locks snarled in the tangle of sharp, barbed spruce branches everywhere.

I mean, the boreal forest also has great beauty:

But it’s a far cry from what I’ve always seen represented in the books I’d read and the movies I’d watch and the illustrations I’d see…

So when I’d draw my fantasy stories I’d draw oaks and shit even tough I’d never saw one that hadn’t been planted by humans in their backyard or the such… I would mix in a few conifers too, but, yeah…

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